A little background: It is very dry here in KY. So dry that Livi and I have taken to using "body butter" on our legs. Livi has one flavored butter cream frosting. It does have a super sweet smell. This morning as we were getting ready for her Student of the Week at school, we slathered it on as usual. I can't like dry itchy legs!
So, the above self-declared Princess is student of the week: meaning she got to bring a few special things to school. I went to her class to read her favorite story: The Princess Primer
So today afterwards her teacher mentioned she got her "crayon pulled"<----a time out for something. Apparently self-declared Princess took a swing at Susie (name changed for the protection on others). Miss J asked her why.....she had no answer. But for someone who talks to a box of rocks, I am surprised she didn't tell her why, even if it was to say that the other girl hit her first.
As we were walking to Will's class, I asked her why she hit Susie.
Livi: "She was being mean."
Me: "How was she being mean?" <----very skeptical about her next responce.
Livi: "She wouldn't smell me."
Me: very confused...."Smell you?"
Livi: "My legs...my Butter Cream Frosting legs."
Me: "You hit her because she wouldn't smell your legs?"
Livi: "Yes, wasn't that mean of her?"
Me: "Girl, we need to talk!" It took everything I could do not to laugh. I don't think that little lesson was in The Princess Primer